what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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