Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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