I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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