There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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