He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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