I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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