its not stalking. its research.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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