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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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