So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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