Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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