Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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