i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize
