i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I want her autograph on my taint
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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