so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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