he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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