I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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