Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I look better un-naked...
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.