p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!