11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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