rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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