yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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