I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
So much rum. So many feels.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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