the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
So. Much. Porn.
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