i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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