they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm bleeding and have questions
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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