I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Randomize
