Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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