You're completely useless in the revolution.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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