The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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