I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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