Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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