Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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