he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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