i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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