I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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