Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
