So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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