....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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