i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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