Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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