I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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