What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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