I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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