just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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