adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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