At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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