Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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