so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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