Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
they need to just BURY HIM!
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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