i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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