we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
