their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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