You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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