he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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